ZoltAnthology
The SBFW Reunion Party Movie (July 31, 2020)
Readers Added Context: The first transcript I actually wrote for SBFW. Never finished it, originally it was gonna be a lot longer. *Shows SpongeBob Fandom Wiki Logo* *Shows Schmarke Productions Logo* *Shows PI Logo* *Shows Patrick* Patrick: Oh, welcome. You are probaly wondering about why am i here instead of Patchy. Well, he's too busy. Then we thinked about SpongeBob but... He was busy too. Then we thinked about a celebrity but we couldn't pay one, because of Mr. Krabs' cheapness. Mr. Krabs: I heard you! Patrick: Well, enjoy the movie! *Shows Earth* Narator: Ah, Earth, a planet with life. *Shows Oregon* Narator: Ah, Oregon, a great nation, let's see what is going on there! *Shows Lock* Lock: What a beautiful day! Ok, this is boring. Let's go and see what is happening on the SB Fanon Wiki. *Goes in their house* Aidan: O *A house crushes him* *Cuts to Lock* Lock: Oh, a new Thursday Spin-Off episode! Narrator: 10 minutes later… Lock: That was a great episode! Now look at the suggestions! Hm, a party is wanted? I can make one! *Types in "I can mak 1!"* Bot: How? Liz: Yeah, How? Lock: You will see. *Cut to Lock going into the store* Lock: Hello! Cashier: Good Morning. Lock: *Looks at the milk* I think I will buy that! *Looks at a Beatles pillow* Oh, and that too! Cashier: Great, anything else? Lock: *Looks at the Ultimate HUGE Party Starter Pack* AND THAT! Cashier: Ok, that will be $2060. Lock: Oh... *Grabs Aidan's Money* Aidan: Hey! *The ceiling falls on him* Cashier: Oh god oh fuck. *Cut to Lock talking with Purple* Lock: So, i want to make a Party. Purple: No Lock: But- Purple: Leave. Lock: Ok… *Cut to Lock talking to Dan* Lock: So, is a party possible? Dan: A Party, huh? A party would take too much work. Lock: Masturbation takes more. Dan: WHAT?! *Kicks Lock out* Get out of here! *Cut to Lock accidentally opening Polar's door* Lock: Good M- Polar: *writing something while pie and boxes are all over the room* Lock: *Closes the door* Polar: Uh… *Cut to Lock opening Vanessa's door* Lock: Hey Vanessa! Vanessa: Hello Lock: So, i was thinking of an SBFW Reunion Party. Vanessa: Hm, sounds good. Lock: Will you, and your friends make one? Vanessa: Yes. Lock: YAY! *Ocean Man theme Song starts* Lock: Stop. Music Player: Ok *Cuts to Patrick* Patrick: Are you already done? Oh, well, hope you enjoyed it. Now, bye. *Shows Patrick* Patrick: Welcome back to The SBFW Reunion Party! Enjoy! *Cuts to Lock and Vanessa* Lock: Ok, *Shows map* i think the party should be here. *Points to Eugene, Oregon* Vanessa: No, it should be here. *Points to the UK* Lock: No... Wait, i have an idea! *Opens a blog* Were a sbfw parti shuld tak plac Bot: UK Liz: Illionis Friday: Hell Aidan: Las Vegas Lock: Ok Vanessa, it will take place in Las Vegas! Vanessa: Ok *Cut to Lock and Vanessa in a car entering Las Vegas* Lock: *Sees a house* Stop, that will be a perect party house! Vanessa: Can you pay? Lock: I only have 0,001% of Aidan's profit. Vanessa: Oh, and how many is that? Lock: 1 billion dollars! Vanessa: Yay! Lock & Vanessa: *Goes into the house* Owner: Do you wish to rent this house? Lock: Yeah, here is the money. Owner: Oh, okay. *Goes away* Vanessa: This place is in ruins! Lock: It needs a litle revamping. Vanessa: Yeah *A montage starts with them redesinging the house* Lock: *Puts on the party decoration* Vanessa: *Puts paper plate on the table* Lock: *Puts on some posters* Vanessa: *Puts on music set* Lock: *Puts on papers and pencils* Vanessa: *Puts on Computers* Lock: *Puts on Microphone* Narrator: 30 minutes later… Vanessa: That was easier than i thought. Lock: Yeah, but there's still no food. Vanessa: I will order Pizza and some other foods. Lock: Ok, i will write a invitation. Vanessa: Ok French Narrator: 1 hour later… Vanessa: Ok, everything is done. Lock: Yeah. Vanessa: Only one thing is left. Lock: What? Vanessa: Give that invitation to that bot. Lock: Ok. Hey, you bot! NotSoBot: What is the problem? Lock: Please deliever this mail to EVERY user. Bot: Personalized? Lock: Yes *A montage starts about SBFW users reading the ivitation* *Cuts to Bot reading* Bot: Good Morning! (Or night...) *Cuts to Liz reading* Liz: I made a big *Cuts to Polar reading* Polar: Party in… *Cuts to Friday reading* Friday: Las Vegas *Cuts to Forest reading* Forest: I hope you come because *Cuts to Aidan reading* Aidan: Me and Vanessa *Cuts to Dan reading* Dan: Spent a lot work on it. *Cuts to Purple reading* Purple: It will have *Cuts to Ian reading* Ian: Lots of *Cuts to Luis reading* Luis: Cookies, *Cuts to Ace reading* Ace: Music, *Cuts to Prim reading* Prim: Computers, *Cuts to Zoltan reading* Zoltan: celebrities *Cuts to CartoonGuy reading* CartoonGuy: And even writing rooms! *Cuts to Aidan reading* Aidan: Hope you come! *Gets bombed by Vietnam* *Cuts to Kelpy G reading* Kelpy G: Sincerely *Cuts to A man with the tag Mike on him reading* Mike: Vannessa, hmm… *Cuts to Bot reading* Bot: and Lock! *Cuts to Lock* Lock: Ok Vanessa, I think they will come... Eventually… Vanessa: Yeah... *Cuts to "Mike" running in underground channels* Mike: The boss will fire me, if i don't get there fast! *A mysterious man comes out of the shadows* Mysterious man: What did you came with, Mike? Mike: A letter… Mysterious man: Hmm... Give it to me! Mike: *Gives it to him* Mysterious man: *Reads it* Good Morning, bla bla, I made a big party in Las Vegas, bla bla, It will have, bla bla, Hope you come, Sincerely, Vannessa and... Lock… *The mysterious man comes more out of the shadows revealing he's Golfpecks. Golf: YOU! *Cuts to Lock and Vanessa* Lock: Hmm... Nobody came here yet… Vanessa: I don't know why. Lock: Wait, you bot! NotSoBot: What is the problem? Lock: Did you send the message to everyone? Bot: Yes. Lock: Even Golfpecks? Bot: Yes. Lock: If Golf got the invitation he will destroy the party! Vanessa: oh no Lock: Wait, *Sees a person* is that Vanessa: Luis? Luis: Yo, wassup diggity dogs? Lock: Luis! Luis: Am i the first? Lock: Yes Luis: Cool Vanessa: I think others will come... Sometime… Narrator: 10 minutes later… Bot: Good night! Lock: Welcome! *montage about SBFW users coming to the party* Vanessa: This party is going really good! Bot: Yeah! Lock: Wait, i have an idea! Luis, Bot! Luis & Bot: What Lock: You two will be the bouncers! Luis: Cool
SpongeBob and Friends in Hell S1E1: Death (August 1, 2020)
Readers Added Context:A very rough draft for the pilot I wrote in like 5 minutes. The only transcript I wrote for the series. (The episode starts with a shot outside of the Chum Bucket.) Narrator: Ah, the Chum Bucket... IT STINKS! (Cuts inside the Chum Bucket with Plankton and Karen) Plankton: Gwahahaha! Karen: What are you doing? Plankton: I'm making a POSION BOMB! Karen: Oh (Cuts to the Krusty Krab.) Patrick: Uhh... I want a... Squidward: What? Patrick: A... SpongeBob: Maybe, a Krabby Patty? Patrick: Yeah! SpongeBob: Here you go! Squidward: Finally [Phone ringing] SpongeBob: The phone is ringing! [Picks it up] Plankton (Impersonating a voice): Hi SpongeBob, This is Clay, the guy you sold a Krabby Patty to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the Krabby Patty. Can you, and your friends come to the Chum Bucket? There's a surprise... Which is now in the Chum Bucket. Goodbye. SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Krabs, but i have to go! Mr. Krabs: Okay (A montage starts with SpongeBob getting his friends to go with him.) (SpongeBob is going to Sandy's Treedome) Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, What are you doing? SpongeBob: Uh, can you come with me to the Chum Bucket? Sandy: Yes! -TBA-
John: The Series S1E1: Stuck In The Grass (August 17, 2020)
Readers Added Context: A short pilot I wrote for a series idea I once had. The first full episode I actually published on the wiki. [The episode opens with an outside shot of BP] John: *Eating* Brrr CrazySponge: Aww, you're so cute! John: Brrr CrazySponge: Do you want leaves? John: Brrr CrazySponge: Then come here! John: Brrr *runs to CrazySponge* CrazySponge: Here's the food! *Holds a stack of leaves* John: *Happy* Brrr! *eats the leaves* CrazySponge: Good boy! Uh, sorry, but i have to leave! Bye bye! John: Baaa! *Tries to move away* Brrr? BRRR!!! [Cut to CrazySponge writing] CrazySponge: Hm, i think Attic should air- *Hears John screaming* I'm coming for you, John! [Cut to John crying] John: Baa! CrazySponge: *Runs into the screen* What is the problem? John: Brrr! CrazySponge: Oh, so you're stuck in grass. I try to get it down. *Tries to get it down of his but fails* Uh... I can't help you now. I will come back soon with a scissors! *Runs back to BP* John: Baaa! Baaaa! *Cough* *Singing* Brrr Baaa Brrr Baaa Brrrrrr Baaahaaha! Giraffes come out of the bushes* Jeff: Hello John, why did you call us? John: Brr- *cough* Hello, i called you because i'm stuck in this grass. Jeff: Hm, i see. Lemme help. *Tries to get it down of his legs but fails* Uh, sorry dude, but i couldn't get it out. John: But it's so painfull! Jeff: I know. Wait, i have an idea! *Kicks John up in the air* John: Aaaaah! *Falls down* Ahhh! *Grass breaks* Jeff: It worked! John: Really? Really! Jeff: Hooray! John: Wait, it's still on my leg! Jeff: Oh, well, uh... *Sees CrazySponge's pool* The pool! John: Huh? Jeff: Go into the pool! John: Uh, ok! *Goes into the pool* Jeff: Ok, you can come out. John: *Comes out* It's still on my leg! Jeff: Wait *Gets it down of his legs* John: It came down! Every Giraffe: Hooray! [The door is getting opened] John: Hide! Fast! [The giraffes hide] John: Uh *Puts a grass onto his leg* CrazySponge: Ok John, i have the scissors! *Cuts the grass* John: Baaa! CrazySponge: Ok, next time watch your legs! John: Brrr CrazySponge: Ok, Bye! John: Baaa! *Winks on the viewers* THE END
SBFW Poop S1E1: How Did CrazySponge Died? (August 19, 2020)
Readers Added Context: The first episode of my worst series, SBFW Poop. The title has a grammar mistake. I am not very proud of it. *Shows opening sequence* Zoltan: Welcome, you probably know about CrazySponge's death. However there's a little mystery. How did a house crush him? I'll show it to you, now. *Cut to CrazySponge on a party* CrazySponge: O Lock: O CrazySponge: F SpongeBot: That wasn't funny. PolarTem: Wait, what is that?! *Points to a house* CrazySponge: O *The house crushes him* Lock: Oh god oh fuck! Everyone: Aaaaaaah!!! *Zoltan pauses the screen* Zoltan: That was the first time a house crushed Aidan. now, did you see that guy in the window? No? Watch it again, but from a different camera. *Cut to a house* Golfpecks: Gwahahaha, i can finally take revenge! Crazy had bullied me for too many times! Gwahaha! *Hits his head* Holy shit, that was a strong wall! *Dies* Polar: Wait, what is that?! *Points to the house* CrazySponge: O *The house crushes him* Lock: Oh god oh fuck! Everyone: Aaaaaaah!!! *Cut to Crazy waking up in a strange place* Crazy: Huh? Munchkins: *Singing* For the house fell on his head and the coroner pronounced him dead, and thru the town the joyous news was spread! Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead! Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up, the wicked witch is dead! Crazy: *Sees Golf's dead body* O *Cut back to Zoltan* Zoltan: Now that you know the full story, tell it to your friends! But for now, goodbye! *Shows closing sequence*
Scaary spongebob story (August 26, 2020)
Readers Added Context: A parody short. It’s bad on purpose. this is my first spongebob haloween special its a litle long but please enjoy spongebob: hi gary how are you gary. meow spongebob; ok garry i have to go bye gary meow spongebib goes out the house spongebo: heklo patrick how is you're haloween patrick: its good spongebob: ok fred: hey spongebob and partick spongebob: hi fred fred: how is my haloween costuem looking spongeborb good patrick: good fred: ok bye spongebob_: bye spo ngebob: ok patrick lets go scare the kristy krab sponegbob and patrick goe to the krusty krab patrick: behold its the flyng dutch man spongebob: boo mr krabs: arr arr arr arr this is so funy spongebob and patrick: but we wanted it scary not funny mr krabs_: better luck next time spongebob: bye patrick: bye mr krab: bye spongebob and patrick walking on the street patrick: what is that spongebob: aaaah tje hash sliging slasher patrick: no thats a zombie spongebob: aaaaah more zombies come out spongebob aaah everybodys a zombie zombie krabs: spongebob me boy zombie ward: spongebob patrick: aaaah spongebob: lets go in the chum bucket patrick ok spongebob and patrick go into chum bucket plankton: what are you doing here spongebob: the zombis are here plankton: what patrick: they are coming for our brains spongebob: they come in plankton: oh no spongebob: aaaah plankton the zombie got you plankton: aaaaah the zombies turn plankton into zombie spongebob: patrick nooo patrick: aaaah the zombies turn patrick into zombie spongebob. patrick nooooo karen: spongebob wait spongebob: karen karen: yes we can only escape if i explode spongebob: ok do it karen explodes ghost spongebob: huh we are ghosts now ghosts: boo ghost spongebob: aaaaah spongebob wakes up spongebob: phew what an awful dream