I hate my child.
| No. | Title | Writer(s) | Airdate |
|---|---|---|---|
| 101 | My child is a failure. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, Cheese sauce fan 2007, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway | 2020-10-20 |
| 102 | My child is missing. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275 | 2021-02-18 |
| 103 | My child is a criminal. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275 | 2021-02-28 |
| 104 | My child is an immigrant. | CartoonGuy277, Cheese sauce fan 2007, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275, PrimitiveSponge129 | 2021-06-29 |
| 105 | My child doesn't exist. | CartoonGuy277, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, Zoltan40 | 2022-02-13 |
| 201 | My child listens to Weezer. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2023-02-24 |
| 202 | My child is a YouTuber. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2023-05-20 |
| 203 | My child is an alcoholic. | Zoltan40 | 2023-06-03 |
| 204 | My child is illegitimate. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2023-06-16 |
| 205 | My child is EB returns. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2023-07-31 |
| 206 | My child is Canadian. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, PrimitiveSponge129 | 2023-08-26 |
| 207 | My child is a time traveler. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2023-10-20 |
| 301 | My child goes to university. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Purple133 | 2024-04-20 |
| 302 | My child is a murderer. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Then bends | 2024-05-18 |
| 303 | My child plays sports. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Then bends | 2024-07-10 |
| 304 | My child is a communist. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Then bends | 2024-11-07 |
| 305 | My child is merry. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Then bends | 2024-12-16 |
| 306 | My child is loved. | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Then bends, Purple133, WoofWoofGam3r, Jsslade, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, Cheese sauce fan 2007, DanzxvFan8275, SpongeBot678 |
2025-05-20 |